As if the note was necessary.
I think it's pretty safe to say this was a huge "FU" to their neighbors.
This person went through the effort of going online, finding a picture of stone sandals, adding text to it, printing it out and finally taping it to the stairs. Because that's how grown-ups settle their grievances!
"I'll take the stairs."
File under: Worst grandparents ever. That poor boy.
Plot twist: This scathing review got the author a writing gig at Pitchfork, so it all worked out in the end.
FOUR WORDS: "Bring it on, poopfinger."
Poopfinger is just one word, right?
Well, I've never thought about it, but now that you've mentioned it. Sounds pretty fun!
"Note to self. Never piss off a graduate student," said the vending machine guy.
For the record, this note is WAY WORSE than hearing your neighbors do it. Safe Sex T-Rex? Get all the way out of here, creep!
What kind of things do they "do"? Laundry? Taxes? SIGN ME UP.
Maybe that's his fetish. Maybe he hires sex workers to ring his doorbell over and over again... and that's it.
If your neighborhood puts dozens of plastic flamingos on their lawn and writes "your move," you better stop whatever you did to upset them. THEY CRAY CRAY.
Too soon. Way too soon.
Jokes on you, dummy. Helen Keller can't see. If anything, you should be impressed.
Let's end this on a nice note.
What a funny and thoughtful neighbor.