"If I told you once, I've told you a million times, Karl. Hug me from the front. Now we're stuck like this FOREVER."
Some kids were great at Legos. Not me. I could pretty much just make a wall, maybe a fireplace...and that's it!
*walks into barber shop*
"Hit me with that Lego man haircut."
Who knew that these memorable building blocks also doubled as murder weapons? Your feet, that's who!
Dude: "Gandalf. Magneto. Same difference, right?"
The internet: "Nooooooooooooooo!"
"I guess they're just stuck like that now." - Me, after 12 seconds of trying.
"Happy birthday, my ass. This is the saddest I've been in 97 years!"
"We'll sit on the living room carpet. Then we'll wait. Hours. Days if we have to." - General Lego
Fun fact: This is what happens when Chuck Norris steps on a Lego. He's that badass.
Hollywood pitch: The movie Twins, but with a tall bald guy and his little Lego friend. Eh?
"Why did you decide to make a Lego snowman?"
"I started making the Stay Puft marshmallow man, but halfway through I got lazy."
I'd walk on a bed of hot coals, maybe even shattered glass or nails. But Legos? I'm adventurous, not crazy! No way in hell would I do that.
A Lego series of Britney through the years. Are you listening, Lego Group? We have a goldmine on our hands!
My apologies to Jim Carrey, but this version of the Riddler is the greatest of all time! #TheBerryBest
Update: Did you know that ROFL now stands for "Rubbing On the Floor Legos"? Well, it doesn't. I just made that up.