Fun fact: This picture will give you your virginity back.
From the creators of "Hover Hands" it's "Hover Crotch!" Watch it there, big guy.
This guy is "Feeling Myself" and nobody else. #BangBang
I think Spicoli put it best when he said, "Aloha, Mr. No Hands." Nailed it.
This guy needs to be like the Nike slogan and "Just do it." And by do it, I mean, put his hand on her shoulder.
"Better Luck Tomorrow." He's gonna need it!
It was very nice of her to overcompensate for his lack of confidence. And what great balance she has!
I know it doesn't seem like it, but doing hover hands makes you look way creepier! His face doesn't help either.
By the look on her face, this photo didn't start as hover hands. She made it happen!
They both look a little stiff. One more than the other.
This should be the cover to that book, "He's Not That Into You." Come on, man! She's a babe!
To be honest, that sash is redundant. The hand says it all.
I call these "Creed" hands because he poses for pictures "with arms wide open."
"With arms wide openUnder the sunlightWelcome to this placeI'll show you... that I'm super insecure!"
Hover hands level: Celibate for life. #NextLevel
I was referring to his hands. Double hover hands, baby!