I'm no nutritionist, but pizza is a vegetable, right?
Please say yes.
Welcome to Basic Becky's Pizza. Home of mozzarella selfie sticks.
I'm so lucky to live in California, where it's legal to consume medical marinara.
Fun fact: Eating delicious pizza is all part of the "Circle of sliiiiiiiiiiiiice."
Did you know that the Golden Girls theme song was originally written about a woman's love for pizza? Okay, that's not true, but it totally could be. Pizza is the world's greatest BFF.
As if you need to trick people into eating pizza. Totally unnecessary. Pizza sells itself, baby!
"Ayo, I'm JD, the pizza guy who tells it like it is! If you don't like it, shove it where the sun don't shine!"
I'm not sure this is the best way to market to stoners.
It's like saying, "Domino's Pizza: We can read your mind."
Um, no thanks!
Oh, so what you're really saying is, "We recommend you only order this pizza during the day." Thanks for the heads up, gross weirdos!
I've never related to anything so much in my entire life.
There needs to be a dating app for people who love pizza.
Note to self: create "Tinderoni."
Make room for Papa Roach's Pizza.
"Cut my life into pizzas.
This is my plastic fork.
Oven baking, heavy breathin'
Don't give AF if it's greasy what I'm eatin'."
The story of a mild-mannered pizza chef that turns an old RV into a meth lab on wheels.
* Applies for bank loan
* Puts on her lucky pizza bib
Whoever did this deserves a raise, a promotion and the key to the city.