An artist based out of Tel Aviv named Yahuda DeVir made a comic series showing what life is like with his hot and totally adorable wife Maya. Whether she is killing cockroaches or stealing the covers while they sleep, these comics show what domesticated life is like with her. Take a look and I bet that you will relate if you are currently living with your very own "her."
She says she will cook so you agree to do the dishes and you immediately regret that decision. She makes a mess in the kitchen and fast! In the blink of an eye, the kitchen will go from spotless to looking like a tornado hit it and you are the one that has to clean it up. But the cereal she made was delish.
If she is having a bad hair day you better duck. Then tell her she is pretty, that you love her, that she's perfect and that her hair looks flawless. Any other feedback might get you punched in the face.
You get ready in five minutes and she needs a little more time. And a little more time. And a little more time. And then once you finally walk out the door she is bound to need to go back. She forget her phone. And lipstick. And compact. And the list goes on and on.
You see a bug in the house and step on it, but she has a different approach. Windex, hairspray, bleach, perfume and laundry detergent. She will drown that sucker and watch it die a slow miserable death rather than step on it and flush it down the toilet.
It's time for you to leave and she isn't having it. She will climb on you like a spider monkey, grab you by the ankles and keep pulling you back into bed. Funny thing is, you want to lay with her more too.
She insists that you guys shower together. It'll be steamy and sexy right? No, taking a shower together means she gets all the hot water and you stand in a corner freezing, or she makes the water scalding hot until it melts your face off.
Cuddling up and getting warm on the couch is one of her favorite things to do. But she winds up all spread out, taking over the couch and hogging the blanket while you are ice cold and practically dangling off. At least someone is comfortable.
You have become the selfie boyfriend and it seems to have happened overnight. And you'll never get the perfect picture. She will make you take a million, and it still won't be right. And now she wants you in it? Jeez!