"Whatever you say, Mom. Literally, whatever you say is going to be my senior quote."
This kid is going to be president one day... President of the d-bag club. Burn!
He's asked her in person. He's sent her texts. This was his last resort. He needs his dang sweatshirt back, BRI!
Way to own it, buddy. You look great!
Uh, maybe they haven't listened to lyrics of this Lil Wayne song. What's that? They have? Well, then, get it, gurls.
And the award for "Slacker of the Year" goes to... Dustin! His name is Dustin, right? It has to be.
Hey, bro. Sorry to interrupt your conversation, but damn, your booty looks good in those cargo shorts.
"God was taking too long, so I took things into my own hands." - Jaylen "TCB" Moore
Luis' superlative? Most Likely To Have His Own Show On Bravo. He's that fierce.
Does that mean her dad disagrees with her? "Miranda, if I told you once, I've told you a million times. It's guys before fries!"
Hey, Jonathan. Why don't you tell us how you really feel? LOL.
It would be so great if she married a guy whose last name was "House-Wife." Get it? She'd go from a "Ho to a House-Wife."
We're having fun here, gang.
Fun fact: High school is prison with math homework.
He gets my vote for "Thtudent of the Year." And also "Thtud Muffin of the Year."
Move over, Most Interesting Man in the World. Make way for The Most Honest High School Graduate In The World.