Mom: What's new?
Dude: I just moved.
Mom: Moved? Where to?
Dude: The Wendy's by school.
Lesson of the Day: Even for the Dutch Masters, the struggle was real.
American Pie 5: Stiffler on the Roof.
If you can't black out at brunch, then where can you black out? Been there, sister. Been there.
"Except for next Friday. And Saturday. And maybe Sunday. Oh, no. I have a drinking problem!"
Hangover Part 4
This time... Alan's on Ayahuasca.
'I'm not drunk! I'm just doing the weirdest yoga. I swear!"
Nothing a nice soak in some packing peanuts can't solve!
Lean back. Relax. Put a Pringle on your forehead until your headache goes away. Decide to never drink again. You'll never be hung over ever again. It's as easy as that, gang.
Looks like our boy that lives at Wendy's has some new roommates. At least they put up some nice artwork.
I can't believe it either. He should have tipped at least $100.
File Under: When you're so hungover you forget how eyelids work.
No emoji can sum up the pain on this poor guy's face. Feel better, buddy!
However, this emoji perfectly describes this guy's struggle. This belongs in the Walk of Shame Hall of Fame.