This pumpkin is enjoying an unusual meal, with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
You can see this jack-o-lantern and others like it in the upcoming movie, Pumpkinions.
And you thought pumpkins were born by being grown in a pumpkin patch. Guess again!
"Mmm...being trapped inside a pumpkin and having to eat your way out..."
The only thing more disturbing than this is the movie Human Centipumpkin.
This pumpkin is expected to survive prison by carving a shiv out of himself.
We still don't know what snow does in summer, but in mid-autumn it apparently turns orange and glows in the dark.
This pumpkin is upset about something, and is going to give you a piece of his mind.
Instead of pumpkin seeds, these gourds only contained sesame seeds.
Now we finally understand the term "Harvest Moon."
This pumpkin is a great way to annoy your neighbor. Especially if you put it out in a month other than October.
It kind of makes pumpkin pie a little less appealing when you realize it's made out of jack-o-lantern vomit.
Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul. Frosty the Pumpkin Man is the opposite.
If your jack-o-lantern suddenly starts trying to destroy a bunch of pizza-eating turtles, this is probably why.
Hey, if you take a knife and carve a face into a pumpkin, this seems like karmic payback.