Unlike that crane I made in Girl Scouts, this origami won't be ruined if I spill a little bit of Sunny D on it.
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Is there anything better than a bedazzled dinosaur? They didn't die from a meteor, they died from lack of flair.
Perfect for wearing with your outfit or hanging over a very tiny fireplace.
Brooch by Hungry Designs
If you break it, you get seven years of disproportionate arms.
I call this the Realistic Flintstones bag.
Don't forget to drink milk, kids. Calcium builds strong bones (and strong headbands).
The perfect gift for that special cop-slash-paleontologist in your life.
With these sequined pumps, you'll be the sassiest dinosaur since Cera from The Land Before Time. Someone get this girl a tree star.
No one will know that you have a skull in your pocket because, for a nice change of pace, this skull doesn't make an incriminating bulge.
If a traditional wedding ring isn't your jam, go for one with real history behind it. This one has dinosaur bone and meteorite in it. You can polish it with your own nerd drool.
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This stegosaurus has room for your wallet, phone and (since it's a herbivore) tons and tons of plants.
Tights are a great way to show off you legs, without any of that pesky shaving.
Dinosaur tights are a great way to show off your legs, without any of that pesky continental drift.
You can wear this ring while you fist bump your enemies.
"Go ahead, just TRY to steal my lunch money."
Ribs...on your wrist? Up is down!
Bracelet by Boy NYC