These guys are so hardcore they stole all of Guy Fieri's shirts.
Hey, look. It's the "Insane Korn Posse."
They do this great trick where they start playing a song and the crowd disappears.
Is this an album cover OR a screenshot from True Detective: Season 2?
We're just five future uncles and we're here to rock!
You know the weird outfits that some thrift stores put on their mannequins? They all belonged to these guys.
"I may be a dorky, 16-year-old keyboard player now, but one day I'm going to play Frasier's dad on TV."
I have no idea what their band name is, but I'm willing to bet it's, "Hammy Devito and the Stay Away From My Daughters."
He's a front man and a back man.
Dear Urban Outfitters,
Wake the heck up and start selling Turds of Misery shirts already!
Remember that Austin Powers movie Goldmember? Yeah, so do these guys.
If the Ramones were from Eastern Europe and loved karate.
Their majorinfluences includethe Spin Doctors and the sale bin the day after Halloween.
Warning: Every time you tip a barista, you help fund his music career.
"Rex, didn't you get the memo? It's sexy tanktop day. Go stand over there."
Someone asked me if this was the "real" Oasis.
I said, maaaaaaaaaaaybe...
When these guys heat up, a bunch of Jiffy Pop comes out of their faces.
European 98 degrees = 208 Fahrenheit.
"Sorry I'm not home right now,I'm playing trumpet dressed like Spider-Man,So leave a message,And I'll call you baaaack."