1. Connect the Dots
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How to be the life of the party. No lampshade hat required! Just a marker.
2. Ultimate Punch
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Alternative idea: Tattoo some bread with peanut butter and jelly on your fist. Anyone want a knuckle sandwich!?
3. Optical Illusion
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Next step: Find a hippie who's staring at their hands and BLOW THEIR MINDS.
4. UV Tattoo
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Invisible in normal light, but glows under a black light.
Like how my carpets are tattooed with cat urine.
5. Tattooed Hairline
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The most practical way to hide your shame since Rogaine.
Plus it's the only tattoo that doesn't have to be covered up when you're on your shift at Bed Bath and Beyond.
6. Periodic Table
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It's not cheating on my test, it's artistic expression!
On his other arm is a tattoo of all the State capitals.
7. Trampoline Jump
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BONUS: If you look at it upside down, it's a person diving out of a portal.
All it needs is a companion cube.
8. Hammer of Thor
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Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Al's Tattoo Hut.
9. Shhh...
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She's only a pair of glasses and a messy ponytail away from being a librarian fantasy.
10. Shadow Puppets
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The line work and the shading are good, but that's the weirdest looking bunny I've ever seen.
11. Lumos...Literally
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Though if it was legit, it would say "Nox" when not under the backlight. I know this because I was very cool and kissed a lot of boys in high school.
12. Snapshot
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Take a picture it'll last longer? OR get a tattoo...it'll last forever!
13. Favorite Snack Barcode
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When you love Oreos as much as this man, you wear your love for all to see...and scan.
14. Hostage Situation
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If he's crossing his fingers, does that mean he won't really do it?!
15. Pipe Play
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This is the tattoo for anyone trying to quit smoking, but still trying to fit in at the bar.
