What? You thought they are for getting clean? Silly, silly child — showers are meant for imaginary arguing. They are for imaginary smiting your imaginary enemies with a verbal alacrity that is...imaginary. To put it mildly: If you aren't spending the majority of your shower time having an imaginary argument, then you are showering wrong.
Honestly, we should all get a bath curtain like this, as it embodies perfectly what imaginary arguments are like in the shower: they have no basis in reality, they pump up our sense of self-worth, and they are something we will never do in real life.
So, with that, here are some of the imaginary arguments we all have in the shower. And, to quote Milli Vanilli, "Girl, you know it's true."
"Dude, we are all here just to mainline some caffeine into our veins, and your stupid, overly complicated ordering is messing it up for everyone...Yes, you are messing it up for everyone. Just take your tall, extra hot, half nonfat/half soy, triple shot, regular shot, one decaf shot and one half-caf shot, then poured into a double-cupped latte and move the f**k on!"
10. The One With That D-Bag Who Cut You Off In Traffic (Two Days Ago)