Not gonna lie here: If it were socially acceptable and I was assured that I would not be judged by my peers, I would eat the crap out of that chocolate pudding. I mean, look at that thing...it's perfect! I'm not even a pudding fan and I want some right damn now.
This lunch represents America so well that it should replace our national flag. We can fly it proudly on the Fourth of July while we eat Combos and thank God that our school lunches are American and don't look like these.
This is the kind of lunch you eat when your girlfriend leaves you for an underclassmen who is taller, better looking and the lead in the school musical...and his name is Ted. It is not a true story! Shut it and let me eat my feelings!
It's got to be blood in that lower left section, right? And if I had to guess, I would say that it came from the dying souls of every vice principal who ever had to deal with the raging hormones of unruly teenagers.