It's comforting to know that chimp siblings are just like human siblings. They get into fights. They push and shove each other. They have hair EVERYWHERE. No? Not that last one?
"I don't want to play."
"I'm not going to catch it."
"Are you seeing this? This is what I have to put up with. This is what it means to live with a cat."
Fisherman: "Honey, take a picture of me!"
Fish: "Catch me if you can, mofo!"
That bunny knew what was up. You have to strike when the baby's stuck in that weird seat/trap thing.
Anyone who ruins your pizza, especially a fat spiteful cat, is the devil. Pizza is sacred, and it should be treated as such.
Little Tommy grew up to be a doctor. He has a house and a family of his own...but he still wakes up in a cold sweat at night, reminded of that time a camel sneezed in his face.
And that is how the tortoise beat the hare in extreme trash diving. The end.
It's really Jean's fault. She shouldn't have asked for the "Felix's Favorite Toy" when she went to her hairdresser.
The saddest part of this GIF is the look of total resignation on the person's face. It does not seem like this is the first time that this has happened.
No, no, it's totally fine. Max made sure he didn't have his cell phone in his pocket before he pushed him in.
Never in my life have I seen a being so full of joy and conviction when giving the finger. This orangutan is my hero.
"It's a walking scratching post. Look at the fluffy thing go. I want it. It's mine!"
This is the most casual, disdainful pooper I've ever seen. This owl's my hero.
"See ya later! What?! He has a life vest on! It's called comedy, people!"
I don't know anything about these two animals, but I can say with confidence that the cat deserved it.
Seagulls can suck it. I don't know that man, but I know he deserved a goddamned ice cream cone.
"Oh hello, stranger. You gonna give me a treat? Oh hellllll no. Buh bye."