Every fan had a soft spot for one character. Our personal love was Draco Malfoy who we incessantly Googled from the very first movie onwards. If our memory of 2001 Wikipedia is accurate, the actor, Tom Felton, enjoys fishing and lives in Surrey, England.
We feel thoroughly ashamed, but 15-year-old us was secretly in love with Draco Malfoy...and also his dad. A part of us we'd rather not explore desperately wanted to be yelled at like we were Dobby the house elf clutching a single sock.
OK, we'll just go ahead and wash our brains out with bleach now.
We Potter fans discovered this hottie before all those Twilight hangers-on! Shame he only lasted one movie, though. This was probably the only time we would have allowed the writers to deviate from the books.
Oh, and maybe they could have thrown a sex scene in there somewhere. What? Don't look at us like that!