This door just learned that there's a mouse loose in the building. And now it's totally freaked out.
Having a bacon button seems like a good idea at first. Until you realize that the bacon has to spend all day hanging out in a bathroom.
Bill Posters was wrongfully accused of a crime he didn't commit. Hopefully they'll discuss this on the next season of Serial.
The Heimlich Maneuver now only consists of one simple step. Use the force.
Police officers work hard, and deserve as many donuts as possible. That's why every one should always drive as fast as possible.
Just make sure you don't get caught doing it. If that happens, the fun kind of disappears.
Does this mean they also hate themselves for doing the things they hate? If so, hopefully they can talk to a therapist and learn to love themselves.
In the war of cake vs. pie, this place took a stand. But can't all desserts just get along?
Clearly, this place is a hotspot for Pokemon Go. Or at least it was during the three weeks when Pokemon Go was super popular.
If you're name is Ross, you're allowed to go across the street. Looks like you're out of luck, Gunther.
You might not expect it, but God is actually a rebel. And that's the same reason why the Devil loves listening to Christian rock.
A lot of graffiti is filled with profanity and other vulgarities. So cheers to this graffiti artist for having some manners.
Does this mean they put this sign on every object that's not a urinal? And if they don't put a sign on, say the soap dispense, that means it's fair game?
This updated version of "Too Catch A Predator" isn't quite as elaborate as it used to be. But it's surprisingly effective.