Sometimes we need to work to bring some entertainment into our life. Then there are times when the entertainment comes to us. Twitter user Kelly Fine wasn't expecting a show when she headed out to dinner at a sushi restaurant, but that's exactly what she got. Thankfully, Fine isn't one to keep a good show to herself. She decided to live-tweet the date to share some great entertainment with us, too.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what kind of a date this was going to be. For starters, what kind of a man came up with this idea to order for his woman? We can order for ourselves, really, we can handle such an important decision. Also, is this guy a food god? The only time you don't look at a menu is if you're home and there is no menu.
The guy may sound like an ass, but he's also wise. He took his date to a sushi restaurant where the chefs prepare the food right in front of you. That's because in a normal restaurant with a back kitchen the chefs would have so many reasons to spit in his food.
Clearly, this is the first time this guy visited a sushi restaurant. Otherwise, he would have an idea what his date was asking for. Maybe that's why he's being like this, because he's never done this before? Should we start feeling sorry for him?
At this point, it seems the woman has started looking for anyone to save her from her horrible date, but he keeps her in check so she doesn't miss a beat of his performance and so that we can all discover that he's a huge misogynist. Also, have I misunderstood this guy? Maybe he just doesn't know how to read.
OK, if this is not the first date then I have questions. How low is this woman's self-confidence? Are there no more single guys out there? Would she consider dating women if he was the last guy available?
Oh, alright, I get it now, do you? It explains why he's acting like an entitled ass and a pig towards his date. It's nice to see how some entitled men are behaving in their natural habitat post-election.
Not sure who Dana is, but at least it's a relief that they're not married. Still, if this woman goes out with this guy again after this date, then we're done. Honestly, I would have been out of there when he said that he doesn't look at menus.
Seriously though, this woman is being handed red flags right there on the table. I mean, this guy just told her that his brother murdered 25 people. What is she waiting for? Is she this desperate for sushi?