"Damn, gurl. You looking mighty fine right about now. Or should I say, right 'aboot' now."
Warning: If you notice this, you won't ever be able to unsee it. Look for it in the next debate. The Hillz has (Furby) eyes!
"Kids! Burgers are ready!"
"Pawpaw, I'm the only one here. Why are you yelling?"
"Yelling? That's just how I talk!"
All I can say about this is, "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
That awkward moment when you start rambling and all of a sudden you're mentioning Rosie O'Donnell for some weird reason. Seriously, what the heck was that about?
Speaking of The Office, this is the EXACT look that Jim or Pam would make after Michael said something stupid. Too perfect.
For attacking Hillary's health so much, Trump sure did sniffle a lot during last night's debate. I'd imagine he responded to this post like, "I wasn't sniffling. I was using Nasonex. They're supporters of mine. Great supporters. Love Nasonex."
Said Howard Dean, the man who made the coke-iest candidate speech of all time. Remember that?
Last Week Tonight writer Josh Gondelman pointed out that Howard Dean is probably wrong. Cokeheads actually make very specific, crazy plans. LOL.
Now this is a tweet that both sides can agree on! Congrats to our candidates for holding it in for an hour and a half. You're heroes to all the baby boomers out there.