The most famous scar since Mufasa's brother.
The sword of Gryffindor was forged a thousand years ago by Goblins…or down the street at Al's Tattoo Hut.
Slytherins aren't evil, they're ambitious. Or, at least, that's what I have to keep telling myself ever since Pottermore sorted me into Slytherin.
"Why are you here? All of you?"
"We never left."
(And I never remember to keep a box of tissues handy during that scene.)
If you catch the golden snitch, you earn 150 points. There were 150 original Pokemon. I had about 150 pictures of Aaron Carter in my 6th grade locker. 150 is an important number for childhood.
What's your favorite story from The Tales of Beedle the Bard? The Three Brothers, Babbitty Rabbitty, or did you actually go on dates in high school?
There are many ways to time travel. Hermione had the time turner. Doc Brown had the DeLorean. At Guff, we have lists about the '90s.
"That tattoo makes you look like a horcrux!"
"I'm so glad there was a second syllable at the end of that last word."
Snape should've gotten himself out of the friendzone, or at least into a shower.
She only wears shorts 6 days out of the week. Why not 7? Because there's no post on Sundays.
Each symbol represents one of the seven books. Notably missing is a symbol that conveys Harry's annoying caps lock speak in Order of the Phoenix.
Dumbledore had a pretty well-organized mind. Something had to counterbalance his wild beard.
Someone found a cool way to explain how to pronounce leviosa. Take notes, Hermione.
Hufflepuffs are loyal friends ”” though it helps that the wizarding world doesn't know what cyberbulling is.
You know you're a real Harry Potter fan when the word "Umbridge" makes you madder than "Mudblood."