Is he referring to Trump as a dog? If so, he'd be 100 percent accurate! Woof.
"Mr. Trump, why do you think you are qualified to be President of the United States?"
"Great question. I'd say I'm qualified because I'm qualified. Next question."
It's unfair to judge a person by how they dress or look, but this one was just too good.
This makes me miss The Colbert Report. And The Daily Show. And sensible presidential options.
Now you know what it feels like, Donny. Now you know what it feels like.
In the immortal words of Jay Z, "Ladies is pimps, too."
Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there?
Here's the thing... The fact checker never lies. Not even Hannity's mom calls him on his birthday.*
*Fact actually not checked, but probably true.
Sorry, Mr. Trump. This is the presidential debate, not Who Wants to Be A President.