We sat down to watch the 2016 Presidential Town Hall debates. Things got crazy pretty quickly. Luckily, Twitter was there to provide great commentary.
Anderson: [Literally anything.]
Trump: [Literally anything else.]
We're not sure what Dalton is talking about. Sure, they gave up on rhyming pretty much right away, but still.
Did anyone else notice Trump creeping up behind Hillary at nearly every turn? All we could do is ask what was going on. (Of course, that was true of the entire debate...)
When is Lin-Manual Miranda going to jump on stage and relieve us all? Maybe with a reprise of "Never Gonna Be President Now"?
We'll cheers to that. In fact, one of our own here at Guff started drinking alcohol every time one of the candidates said something stupid. It went...about as well as you'd expect.
In fact, both of the candidates seemed to do a lot of dancing around the questions. Kudos to the moderators for trying to keep everyone on task.
Can someone else PLEASE volunteer as tribute? We'd even be #TeamGale at this point.
You're right, it was exactly like this. Except instead of being in school we were all basically in hell and...you know, the fate of the country was being determined.
Wait, more productive than watching grown adults argue like children? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, TWITTER?!
"Congratulations! You've earned the 'Huge Piles of Bullsh*t' Badge!"