Not only was her drunk self smart enough to make a to-do list, but she was also smart enough to know she'd cry when she listened to Adele. The only thing she forgot on her list were tissues.
This guy's just a bro who helped out his bro, that happens to be himself. See how that works?
Not sure if her sober self would love a soggy, half-eaten burger and fries for breakfast, but it's the thought that counts. The sloppy, alcohol-induced thought.
This is legitimately the sweetest thing I have ever seen. The dust from chips is the best part (which is why you ALWAYS save it for last) and to save it for your future self is nothing short of noble.
Some of the world's most famous artists have come up with their greatest ideas while under the influence. While this is definitely not one of those ideas, it's still pretty badass.
This is just beautiful. Drunk self and sober self living together in perfect harmony.
Whatever that gallon of liquid is, sober self is sure as hell happy they knew about it. Thanks, drunk self.
While drunk self was definitely an idiot in this scenario, they at least had the decency to warn their sober self. But they definitely did still pee all over the floor so...
I don't need to be tripping on mushrooms to know that taking showers sucks. Is that what hallucinogenic drugs do? Just make you realize things you already know?
I wouldn't be mad either. Hell, I'd start getting drunk more often if this was what the byproduct was going to be.
Drunk self got you this far, okay? Now they're gonna need your clean liver and brain to do the rest.
You might be thinking, "This guy's drunk self doesn't deserved to be thanked." What you don't realize is that I'm thanking the photographer's drunk self for capturing this epic drunk fail.
Drunk Han is f-ing cool. I want to meet Drunk Han and make her my next president.
Look how sweet Drunk Han is? If the world was full of Drunk Hans, then it would be a much better place.
Drunk you was thoughtful enough to remind you that you had a visitor sleeping over on the couch. Sober you would have been so embarrassed to walk in on sleeping Lauren in your undies!