"I know that printing out my passive-aggressive note takes more time than just doing the dishes! It's not about saving time. It's about sending a message to my roommate. And that message is that I will go out of my way to give you a hard time."
"My roommate has a hard time getting it in the right hole. I know this because I can see what he does with a roll of toilet paper. I also know this because I can hear his girlfriend complaining loudly when they're in bed together."