Tortoise Saying 'Wow' While Having Sex Is As Hysterical As You'd Think

He sounds like every teenage guy having sex for the first time.

Let's Celebrate Fall By Watching Tortoises Munch On Pumpkins

What better way to celebrate fall than with a little pumpkin munching?

This 100-Year-Old Tortoise Had So Much Intercourse That He Saved His Entire Species From Extinction

This 100-year-old tortoise is definitely having more sex than you.

This Tortoise Was Almost Turtle Soup Until a Revolutionary Procedure Saved Her Life

After this tortoise lost its shell in a fire, a group of veterinarians used the power of technology to restore the tortoise to its former glory.