It was pretty cool when stuff wasn't falling apart all the time.
Grab a pair of scissors, you're going to use them after reading this.
It has more history than you think.
The buttons are the work of the unsung inventor of blue jeans, Jacob Davis.
In Dante's 'Inferno,' one of the circles of hell is eternal jeans shopping.
Seriously, a little goes a loooooong way.
If the only thing you do with jeans is wear them, you are missing out, my friend.
They do a 180 to Cooltown, then do another 180 back to Lameville.
We're not supposed to wash our jeans? I guess I've been doing it right.