Those trying to find meaning in anything will always be disappointed.
Grab the tissues, you're not gonna make it through this with dry eyes.
Trolling isn't always bad.
Love is a battlefield. A ridiculous, lazy, perplexing battlefield.
Make sure to know what you're committing to or you'll wind up regretting it.
Just because they're technically correct doesn't make them any less annoying.
Everything may seem normal at first glance and then....
Let's take a moment to laugh while appreciating the best movie of all time.
Clean humor is the best humor.