And no, none of these are flower crowns.
Not a tech person? You will be with one of these.
What? *adds to cart*
You'll think they're a joke but you'll actually want these things...
We just want you to live your best life.
Finally you know what to get that person who's hard to shop for.
Technology is hard ...
E=MC^2 is nothing compared to some of these items that will change the world forever.
And it's making #IHateMondays a thing of the past!
We can finally carry a bottle of wine around without judgment.
Shut up and take my money.
Wait for it...wait for it...this Rube Goldberg machine is a slow but powerful burn!
If these robots are the future, then there's still hope for humanity!