Come on, you would have acted the exact same way.
Umm...that's umm...a lot of...umm...peppers.
Be jealous of this feline. Be very jealous.
This is the dumbest reason to get fired.
We all know that one person...share this with them!
The Internet is obsessed with these Korean 'Bubble' Face masks.
Insightful stuff coming up.
If you're going to commit a crime, at least be like these people and make it a funny crime.
If any of these things apply to you, you might actually be smarter than you thought!
He sounds like every teenage guy having sex for the first time.
Sometimes soccer just doesn't make any sense.
Dogs and 'Star Wars' go together like...dogs and 'Star Wars.'
Not everyone leaves over "creative differences."
"I feel the need...the need to run fast in all my movies!"
We feel ya, dude. We feel ya.