Insightful stuff coming up.
If you're going to commit a crime, at least be like these people and make it a funny crime.
If any of these things apply to you, you might actually be smarter than you thought!
He sounds like every teenage guy having sex for the first time.
Sometimes soccer just doesn't make any sense.
Dogs and 'Star Wars' go together like...dogs and 'Star Wars.'
Not everyone leaves over "creative differences."
"I feel the need...the need to run fast in all my movies!"
We feel ya, dude. We feel ya.
Now when your kid says, "I'm not hungry," it can actually get you somewhere.
It's about WHAT?!?!
Just because you're older, doesn't mean you're in charge.
Reread this 500 times!
It's like a Michael Bay movie...only much more believable.
Who knew singing the ABC's could be so traumatizing?