I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

When the country needs a new head of the FBI, there's only one person we can count on.

Can they just adopt us all?

He's the best.

If you're not obsessed with Chris Pratt yet, read this. You'll change your mind.

Who better to prank the star of Jurassic World than dinosaurs?

I nearly fainted and then it just turns off, not two feet from me, just didn”™t even care who I was and just walked off into the wild.

Chris Pratt, Eminem lyrics, and David Hasselhoff. This video couldn't get any better.

Talking raccoons with machine guns. Nuff said.