This Bar With A Homemade Doormat Can't Figure Out Why Everyone Is Calling It Racist

A Missouri bar owner doesn't like NFL players protesting, and expressed himself in a very disturbing way.

This Bar Offers Women A Secret Drink That Will Help Keep Them Safe

This way, women can ask for help discreetly.

Bartenders Tell All About Their Drunk AF Customers

Drunk people are truly disgusting.

These Cocktails Are Trying a Bit Too Hard

Some cocktails really, really want to be liked.

Watch: Robot Pours the Perfect Beer

The risk of a robot takeover seems totally worth it if they can all pour beers this perfectly.

75 Hilarious Signs From Stores, Restaurants, and More!

I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes. Then it made me LOL.

Fancy Harvard Club in Trouble With Members For Being Cheap

Elite members fight to preserve pretentious lifestyle.

WATCH: Dude Pours Beer With His Forehead

This trick is so useless, but so amazing!

More Sandwich Board Signs To Make You Laugh

The food and drink might be terrible, but these signs are four stars!

Alaska Bars To Provide Free Pregnancy Tests. Cheers?

Aw, they really think it'll solve the problem of fetal alcohol syndrome. Isn't that cute?