To quote the late, great Biggie Smalls: "And if you don't know, now ya know."
This is not a drill. Stay calm and we'll all make it through this.
Women, minorities, and the poor are affected the most.
Good news for all you college students out there!
"Zomething different" is now "zomething nostalgic."
Drinking a glass of wine may be the equivalent of working out for 45 minutes, but you're not going to be working out much if you die from cancer.
Alcohol + Gummy Bears = Amazing
Whether you're an obsessive Virgo or a creative Pisces, these are the addictions you may suffer depending on your astrological sign.
Does anybody actually look at these things?
These restaurants are one handlebar mustache away from a total hipster take over.
These party animals may need to be put down.
Sometimes the best notes are notes written by drunk people.