Tin can phones always seem like a fun idea, but in reality they never work: the reception is always poor, it's cumbersome to carry around and the camera function on it completely stinks. Plus the voice of Siri is really just your mom yelling at you to get back in the house.
Stick Joey and Stick Alan tried to save their friend Stick Chad from falling into the dark and smelly hellcave, but alas, because they lacked hands, they were unable to rescue him. They were also unable to pour out a little liquor to honor their dead friend because, again, no hands.
This early prototype of the Terminator was a complete trainwreck. His legs were made from balsa wood, instead of hands they gave him soup bowls and, for some unexplained reason, they designed him for talking through emotions instead of killing.
They may look cute, but this group is the biggest bunch of soccer hooligans you will ever meet. Seriously, do not have a few pints with them and start talking football. And don't even get them started on what's happening with FIFA.
This guy had some work down on his head, hands and feet and, as you can see, he couldn't be happier. Unfortunately, though his stick friends tell him he looks great to his face, behind his back they mock him and talk smack about him on Facebook.