Out of all the pieces of clothing built for two people ”” and yes, there are multiple ”” Fundies are definitely both the least convenient and the least sanitary. So there's that.
What's your favorite episode of Breaking Bad? Mine is when Walter massages a gigantic foot (made out of PlayDoh?).
You know, for all of those occasions that a fake human skeleton simply won't work.
Worst. Superhero. Ever.
Are they, goose? Because the look on your face seems to say otherwise.
What's worse? Turning this lamp on so that you can see every horrifying detail? Or turning it off and knowing what lurks in the darkness?
Trick question. Everything is the worst.
In case you can't read it, the recommended age for this game is "The Sassy Age." Which is great, because as we all know, sass knows no bounds.
"Conversation piece?" Even the person creating this label didn't know why anyone would buy it. Also, it's $69, because of course it is.
We can't see the tag on this picture, but it's safe to assume it also says "Conversation Piece?"
The next time you're feeling a little down on yourself, just do what any totally normal person would do and glance up at your Self-Esteem Moose. It's a thing.
The really crazy thing is that these essentially identical books all have different prices.
Just kidding. The crazy thing is that they were ever printed in the first place.
Wait. Is this shampoo made out of placentas? Or is it shampoo for your placenta? Either way, this is truly a thrift store treasure.
Q: Why does Jesus always play goalie?
A: Because Jesus saves.
When life deals you a bad hand...make a game out of it! Illnesses have never been more fun!
Hey, you can always try to catch Princess Diana's next funeral. The Daytona 500 only happens once a year!
What exactly is going on here? Is that woman sewing a boy's pants while he's wearing him? Regardless, she looks way too bored by this whole situation. She's clearly done this before.