Look, this is just what happens when you take a nap on a children's menu.
Don't forget to pack your desert essentials: Vinyl and boxed water.
He tried to make his bed, got trapped in a blanket after two minutes and decided to live with it.
Twinsies! Thank god one has to wear glasses, otherwise no one would be able to tell them apart.
He got it tattooed on his thumbs too, because having suspenders tattooed on your torso isn't ironic enough.
Every interesting twenty-something know that you can see how much a tree costs by counting its rings.
He's wearing a Sailor Moon sweater AND Sailor Moon socks! (The socks actually say "Meatball Head.")
This gal's vintage set up was spotted at a Seattle airport. It's great because she never has to pay for Wi-Fi, but terrible because if she runs out of ink, the Hudson News Store can't save her.
Having this tattoo means he's missing out on the best part of having real glasses: Ripping them off and rubbing your eyes in disbelief.
Can't tell if it's a man wearing an ironic t-shirt, or a t-shirt wearing an ironic man.
They're a match made in heaven. Apparently, heaven is full of used tissues and expired food.
Two of the most hipster things imaginable: an old-fashioned bicycle and a brand new Prius.
What, were they all out of Natty Ice boxes?
Is anyone else suddenly craving Fun Dip?
This is a Christmas gag gift gone too far. AKA, a hipster's dream.
He was drawn to Jeopardy because Alex Trebek is the ultimate hipster. Well, he WAS the ultimate hipster, until he shaved that mustache.
Hopefully it's easy to pack up at a moment's notice. You never know when Mumford & Sons will stroll into town unexpectedly.
He was going for "lumberjack" but wound up with "toddler chic."
The elastic makes it easier to stay on his cartilage than, say, a fedora.
Ugh! If there's anyone who HATES the mainstream, it's salmon.