Funny, self-aware AND honest? Swipe right.
Don't worry, she only does that when she drinks.
"So, why do they call you Apples?"
Puts entire apple in her mouth.
She's pouring one out for her hoe-mies.
Hi Allison, nice to meet you. It looks like we share an interest in "just magnets." LOL
If your first date takes place at Chipotle, you're going to get married.
Like, 8 inches all at once?
Seems like a great guy.
19 going on 40!
Dad bod and a sense of humor? Swipe right, ladies!
Addie is her first name, but her middle name is "Danger."
But, you have to admit, it's kinda funny.
E.T. phone home. But, first, swipe left.
Suuuuure. It's the fact that you show up dateless to functions that makes your family think you're weird.
"I don't bathe in bacon. I'm not a MONSTER."