Do you enjoy being terrified by crazed drunks at 3am? Then you're gonna love this insane person!
Your first date will be a romantic evening at the old abandoned rock quarry.
This guy takes "negging" to the next level.
On the bright side, you're definitely going to be cooler than her first boyfriend...
He doesn't need a dating site; he needs a pet store.
Maybe don't open with the rock story...
Everything was going great, until his date told him that she considers herself a realBrainiac.
This profile is a serious blow to the "Free the Nipple" movement.
Unfortunately, a second date won't be possible as, by then, he will have died of old age.
The perfect pose if you're going for that "Serial Killer" look.
This is not just a dating profile. This is a story of vengeance.
Thousands of women are now wishing they hadn't put "No one over 40" in their dating requirements.
She does realize that, at this point, she could probably just date Aaron Carter, right?
I don't know about you, but I'm seriously looking forward to buying Serfdom in Equestria the second it comes out.
What I'm looking for: Someone who is totally cool with me cheating on them while they are brushing their teeth before bed.