This is either way too much information OR a brilliant practical joke. I hope it's the latter.
Your Passive Aggressive Friends
"Heads up, gang! My underage kid is driving. Cut him some slack. It's his birthday!"
File under: DIY car alarm.
That awkward moment when you get served divorce papers...on the back of your truck.
Hey, look! This lady doesn't know what bumper stickers are! Woo-oof.
Poor guy hasn't washed his car in 5 years. Wife still not playing along.
"Hugh Jackman, did you write your own name on your car?!"
"Then how do you explain THESE?!"
*Pulls out adamantium claws covered in ice.
Here's a happy thought...strangers not touching my car.
*Never drives car again...
"Happy Holidays! I didn't have time to get you a card, so I demolished your car and wrote a little something on it!" - Some psycho
Here's a great idea for you. How about no?
The "Mona Lisa" with "The Starry Night" in the background. The perfect use for that art degree!
None of these are deadly sins.
I don't know, gang. Something tells me she doesn't really mean it.