He has a turtleneck, but he's a stallion where it counts.
Yeah, I'll catch your frisbee. If you can catch me while I SWOON.
Dress for the job that you want. This guy wants to be a disco ball.
When you have this much swag, you don't need sleeves.
She loves Nelly Furtado. Guess what her favorite song is.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline. And given that jewelry, maybe she has really strong ear lobes.
"My head is resting on my hand, but it COULD be resting on your pillow."
His cymbals are tiny, but his contact list is large. Get in line, ladies.
Shoot, we said GLAMOUR shots. Not Gerber shots.
Fashion is hard. Are you a summer, autumn or glittery spider?
Forget swiping right or left. Where do I swipe a RING?!
Before helping Link find the Ocarina, Navi worked some really odd jobs.
Dentists recommend that you floss your teeth every day to prevent gingivitis and growing 1/12th of a bouquet.
Hey, stud! Sorry, I was talking to your jacket.
Text me! (On my jitterbug!)
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Swagpants.
"The photographer's going to be here any minute and I'm COVERED in tinsel. What do I do?!" Own it, girl.
Him: "This is worth every penny! I'm so glad I paid for this."
Cat: "You're going to pay for this, human."
She's tired of dating tools. That's why she brought out the tulle.
Somewhere out there is a guy taking a picture with a ladder, waiting for his soulmate.