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Reasons Why Florida Is the Craziest Place in the World
My first name is "Fiery" and my last name is "Doritos Locos Taco Supreme." It's German. Burp.
Her Husband Disappeared 23 Years Ago, And The Police Just Called To Tell Her The Truth
These 11 Well-Guarded Secrets About Disney World Have Finally Been Discovered
17 Shot, 2 Killed at Nightclub in Fort Myers, Florida
A Cat Caused A Disaster At This Humane Society And Proved That Cats Truly Are Dicks
What Is This Mysterious Green Slime Invading Our Beaches?
50 Dead, 53 Injured in Worst Mass Shooting in U.S. History
Massive Alligator Walks Across Florida Golf Course
Alligator. Snapping. Turtles.
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If McDonald's runs out of nuggets, you're supposed to call the police station first. It's not technically an emergency until the nuggets have been missing for 24 hours. Duh.
That's meth'd up, you guys.
"We were just monkey-ing around."
If that alligator snapping turtle didn't scare the living daylights out of you, how about SHARK-EATING BOBCATS?
I think God's trying to tell you something, buddy. He wants you dead.
HASHTAG: SHORTS. HAHAHAHA
When Santa has too much time on it hands.
Is this what that Tim Allen & Martin Lawrence movie was about?
If you don't have a lightsaber, use a bottle of Newman's Own Salad Dressing. *
I'm for gun control if it means more stories like this.
If that's how they treat the sheriff, the rest of us have no chance.
Authorities say they would have let the man go if he had cooked the eggs and potatoes. Because, duh, breakfast.
He was arrested at a McDonald's while wearing his high school's t-shirt.