"Cheese? Check. Avocados? Check. Bread? Check. Ring? Hey, wait a second."
Run, dude! Run! You have a Level 10 passive-aggressive psycho on your hands! You don't have to live this way!
When your girlfriend moves in and makes sure her prized possession is packed securely.
I mean, with a mug like that... Seems about right.
You really get to know someone after you move in with them. For example, this guy learned that his GF wasn't joking when she said she "loves pumpkin-spiced everything."
File under: Not so subliminal message.
I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for: the bug or this poor guy. LOL.
What she lacks in sappy, love letter writing skills, she makes up for in honesty and self-awareness. That's way cooler!
This lady, on the other hand, is an expert at expressing her love with words.
This is pretty crazy. A bath mat that knows how to write funny notes?
We're having fun here, gang.
Guy: "Do I really put that banana to shame?"
Gal: "Yes. I had sex with it. It's true."
Guy: "Wait, what?"
Gal: "Just kidding."
He reads the note. "Haha. What a joker!"
He hears a chainsaw. "I'm outta here!"
Real talk: She's 100 percent in the right. Don't cheat unless you're prepared to face these types of consequences, you dummies!