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"Of course avocado costs extra. I'm making an extra person!"
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"Gotta get up! Gotta get going! Gonna to see a friend of mine."
(His name is Michael and he runs a popular crafts store chain.)
She's ready for a fun day at the pool! Or her browser just froze! Either way!
This has nothing to do with the fact that her pregnancy is making her crave Reese's Pieces. Okay, maybe a little.
You think the shoes they give you at bowling alleys are gross? Try changing a few diapers. That'll show you gross.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?What came first, my friends' baby showers or my crippling fear of being an adult?
I only have one critique: This costume, like a classic SNL sketch, needs more cowbell.
Twenty-five cents? Save your quarters, because babies make a LOT of laundry.
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. Maybe the king should've invested in some doctors? Just a thought.
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You're the cheese to my macaroni. You're the pumpkin to my spice. You're the candy to my other candy.
It doesn't matter if the baby grows up to be a Kool-Aid Man or Kool-Aid Woman. As long as they're Kool-Aid Happy and Healthy.
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She came in like a wrecking ball: the story of a natural birth.
At first, I was like, "Um, that octopus only has six legs," but then I remembered that she also has two real legs.
It's a group photo where one of the members hasn't even been born yet. That's some next level Halloweening right there.
We've all been there. I, too, get impatient when I know candy is on the way.
"Do you know what you're going to name her?"
"I could've guessed."
The real Pikachu refuses to go in his Pokeball. Pikachu's forever a rebellious teenager.
"Thumpety thump thump!" — Frosty, or when you feel the baby kick.
Nap, or nap not. There is no try.
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Shhh, do you feel that? Somewhere, far away, a tear trickles down Tom Hanks' face.