If you think the rider has been thrown from the horse, you're mistaken. The rider has fallen from a tree and the horse is heroically trying to save her. Pictures can be deceiving, and you should never doubt the loyalty of a horse.
Mr. Shirtless over here thinks he's the life of the party. False. Martha just dropped a story about rolling up to the club with Shia Labeouf and instead of a mic-drop, she's just invented a new move called "the pool drop." Next week, Jennifer Lawrence is going to try to take credit for it on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon.
It's not often that the coroner gets to list the cause of death as "hungry jaguar." And it's actually pretty annoying because she has to fill out a whole special form for it. The guy in the hat didn't fully consider the consequences of his actions.
Whether this guy breaks his neck or gets gored, there's no good ending to this photo. Unless there's someone just out of view who has one of those giant canes they used to use to yank people off stage.
In real life, there was probably a lot of panicking, screaming and arm-flailing, but this picture makes being ejected from your vehicle and flying through the air look so calming that it's practically yoga.
This is the kind of accident where you have too much time to regret your mistakes. His first thought was, "I should have maintained my bike better." Then there was so much time between that thought and hitting the ground that he started mentally preparing next week's grocery list.