"Speak now or forever hold your peace."
Better name for a ballet dancing dog: Anna Pawvlova or Mikhail Barkyshnikov?
He's texting, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
"What do you think of this tube top? Too shiny? It's too shiny, isn't it?"
I'll have an iced coffee with room for cream. And room for a tiny man.
ODB was right. Wu-Tang IS for the children!
That's Larry. He's a real couch pawtato.
I think their shadows are trying to tell them something.
It says that on a white passenger van? You don't say.
The veterinarian says, "What brings you in today?"
"My cat is transparent."
"Well, that's a first."
Save money on a wedding dress by not wearing one! Simply stand behind your wedding cake and then don't let anybody eat it. Return the cake the next day. Boom. Your boy just saved you $2,000.
Because there's another horse's mouth in there! It's weird, man!
It's about time someone lit a fire under his ass.
"Me down put, grandma. Herh herh herh."
"Sup, gurl... Te gusta Taco Bell?"