Can we get this guy a medal for the most accurate shirt wearing, ever? That, and like, a lot of Pedialyte. Just from the looks of things.
After a long night of partying this guy likes to relax in a nice, warm bubble bath. Accented with empty beer cans, of course.
One cannot simply choose their final drunk resting place for the night. It chooses you.
When your drunk friend asks you to tuck them in and doesn't specify with what, plastic wrap is your best bet. And your new best friend.
All I can think about when I see this picture is that I need this shirt. And so do you. So do we all, you know?
This girl had something to say, but it didn't quite come out right. Because it came out as vomit.
"His friends thought that they pulled off the ultimate prank. Little did they know, they just created the world's next dictator."
Beer Bottle Man, coming to theaters this fall.
As mesmerizing as this looks, just imagine how painful it's going to be. For his pride, that is.
Everyone loves to party, but not everyone likes to pee their pants. You gotta find a middle ground.
Oh boy, where do we start with this one. First, we need to decide if we make Kevin or king or our jester.
You may have been so drunk that you spilled something on your carpet. Heck, you may have been so drunk that you broke a hole in your wall. However, you have never been so drunk that you fell through the roof. Never.
"Go to sleep," they said. "We won't paint you to from head to toe in silver paint," they said.
When you're young and hitting the party circuit hard you have to be prepared for anything. Especially getting painted silver from head to toe. ESPECIALLY that.
This is how it goes, kids! You drink, you try pot and then, before you know it, your sleeping with horses!
Sure, sure, sure, these a-holes plastic wrapped their friend. Horrible. We get it. But the real travesty here is that poor little pooch being used as an ottoman!
Drinking can also be pretty chill. But I'm legally obligated to tell you that you may turn into a pretty chill Garfield if you drink too much.
Did she get all dirty before passing out? Or did some meanie douse her in mud while she rested peacefully? Either way, those are some soggy sweatpants.
Show this to your children and tell them that this will happen to them if they drink too much. If they get excited, show them the next picture and so on.
What's cuter than a kitty cat in a tuxedo? A fully grown man who doesn't pass out from drinking alcohol in excess.
They learned a valuable lesson that night. Don't make your friend a duct tape cocoon if you don't want him to turn into a beautiful, duct tape butterfly.
Looks like this dog will need some hair of the dog tomorrow. GET IT?? I crack myself up.