When asked by his friends if he saw the sign, the clueless Steven said, "Sign? What sign? I didn't see any sign."
Whether her team wins or loses, this woman definitely wins at shaming her husband. Go Shame! Win!
That "whorehound" breed is pretty temperamental. They also eat everything, don't respond well to commands and pee everywhere.
You know you've screwed up big time when your ex messes with your favorite sport. That's definitely some unnecessary roughness.
Shara: "Patrick, your wife just spent money on an ad congratulating us on our new baby!"
Patrick: "She did? Well...isn't that nice of her!"
Shara: "She is such a good woman."
Patrick: "Don't I know it. That's why I married her."
You have officially wronged four women. Congratulations! You have just won "Tool of the Year"! You can pick up your big bag of nothing at your local divorce court.
I guess it's true what they say: Cheating and driving don't mix.
If she wasn't a blushing bride at her wedding, you can bet anything she is now!
It's great to see that this ex-wife has a sense of humor about it all. Let's see if the 22-year-old has the same sense of humor about her new, older boyfriend who thinks "today's music is just too loud" and who falls asleep at 9:17pm.
If she was worth it, he should leave it as a reminder of the good times. If she wasn't worth it, he should still leave it as a reminder never to do it again.
And if he turns directly to his left into that Zales and gets his girl the most expensive rock he can afford, then maybe, just maybe, he'll get another three years with her.
I really hope that that guy's note to his family was in poor penmanship, had horrible typos and errors, and he continually confused "there" with "their." It's not much, but it's something.
Does "e-mail" mean something I think it doesn't? I hope not, cause I am constantly telling my mom that I'll "e-mail her later."
At least it wasn't the color of yellow to show what a coward this person was.
Dude, just let it go. There is no point in picking through any of that. Just assume that your favorite Mickey Mouse t-shirt is lost in the wind. Small price to pay for your actions.
I've been to a yard sale but I've never been to a "wife-caught-husband-cheating-everything-must-go" yard sale. Can I get a good deal on despair and loneliness there?
Did he have to wear the Scooby Doo hat? Doesn't he know that Scoob is the most faithful dog around? Just ask Shag; he'll tell you.
His clothes are now stained to match the stains on his soul when he cheated. (*cue the Morrissey*)
"Hooray! She's keeping me even though I cheated on her and she thinks I'm a dog! Oh...wait. She means the real dog. Damn."
Hey, it's not easy being an expert liar. It takes a lot of work to be even competent at it. Take this as a compliment.
"So does that sign mean I'm forgiven?"