All that money, and that's the ride you got? Hotlesbianassasin's diss was spot on, but the car got some other funny comments too. TheStig1214 said, "You spent $150k in a car that shares a motor with a base model Mini Cooper." Comparing the car to a Mini Cooper. Now, that is harsh!
Men and their stupid cars. When you are a home town hero, you feel like you need to have the coolest car around, right? That's cool for a while but when you are going bald and getting fat and still living with your mom at age 45, that car is not going to impress anyone. Homecoming king is only a cool title for a week or so.
Cwazywazy14 posted the picture above saying, "Not a hipster, it was $200" and then asked to be roasted. My favorite response was from Rainbow_Doughnuts23 who said, "For $200 why would anyone roast it? Your car was cheaper than the laptop I'm using to roast your car. Doesn't make much sense." Agreed.
I hope the answer is mullet! Please let it be mullet! I mean The Tennessee Waterfall, The Achy Breaky Big Mistakey, The Beaver Paddle, The Alabama Shag, The Hamilton, The TennesseeTopHat. Shall I go on?
This car looks like a unicorn throw up. Or better yet, it looks like it came out of a Super Mario game in the '90s. And Seohcap's description was pretty spot on. Now, let's all take some molly and get out of here.
Another great roast was, "The official car of, '19 year old Asian boy goes to college on his parents dime.'" I also love, "I can smell axe [sic] body spray from here." There were also many comments that said that this car looked like a storm trooper and I have to say that I couldn't agree more.
Guerillagreasemonkey has been very busy on Reddit roasting cars. From sick burns like, " You know what BOAT stands for right? Bring Out Another Thousand. Cause thats what is going to happen every time this car breaks." and "For a first car it looks to be in remarkably good shape for the turd it is. Good on you." I'd love to see what he is driving.
Roaster milwaukeesbeastice got it right when they said, "Are you forced to drive this for not selling enough Mary Kay? Looking at this car gave me Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. Yeah, Pepto Bismol!" Nobody is going to roast better than that.