Thank goodness we have so much more sense today. Instead of having tons of remote controls laying around everywhere picking up dust, we have tons of touch screen tablets laying around everywhere picking up dust.
If anyone out there thinks the '90s were the "good old days," then you have clearly forgotten this awful bit of culture: the paper-thin foam that sat on top of jagged plastic on your headphones. But hey, a replacement set only cost $2.79.
...Aaaaaand they've already torn up and cut your ear.
I'm sorry, there looks to be a typo here. They said these radar detectors can help me "maintain safer, legal speeds," when they clearly meant "slam on the brakes for a moment, then floor it once I pass the cop."