So you've entered into the journey of parenthood. You've read all the blogs. You've listened to the advice of all your friends while successfully managing not to roll your eyes. You've told your mother that she is, in fact, allowed to babysit.
But there were so many things that you were not prepared for. Like the fact that when your baby is ready to go outside in the world, they're not particularly easy to transport. You've got to lug a big ol' stroller around, or become a magician and figure out how to tie a cloth around your chest well enough to secure some extremely precious cargo.
Well, ladies and gents, this is a problem no more. Introducing the baby shirt, the answer to all your baby sporting problems.
All those dreams that you have of being a kangaroo? They're finally coming true. We're just kidding, but we couldn't go without saying it. But kangaroos do, indeed, know what they are doing. Now you can hop all over the place and take your little one with you. Maybe don't actually hop if they're taking a nap, but you get the idea.
The pouch is easy to adjust and adjustable, so you don't have to ditch the shirt as your baby grows. From seven pounds to fifteen pounds, you can carry your bundle of joy in this shirt. It also comes in two different colors, blue and grey, and if you buy two you get a discount. Hurray!
If you have a baby, you also probably know that people like to hold babies. If someone sees how adorable your little baby looks while hanging out in your baby shirt, there's almost a guarantee that they're going to want to hold your baby. But you don't want to look stupid with a big pocket for your baby and no baby. Good news - you won't. The baby shirt looks stylish even without a baby in it, as you can see by this studly man modeling it.
Get yourself a girl who looks at you as fondly as she looks at this guy cinching up his baby shirt. The adjustable head support pouch extends as your little one grows, and provides a comfortable fit every time you decide to bring them along with you in your pocket. It's made of a breathable mesh material that's comfortable for your precious cargo, but also warm enough to protect from wind and cold. You don't have to mess around with complicated ties or straps, and your baby is all snug right up next to you.
Imagine all the things that you could do with your baby when you've got the baby shirt in your arsenal. Or if you don't want to imagine them, you don't have to, because here's a collage of a bunch of things you can do. Gardening? Check. Posing like a model on Instagram? Check. Washing the dishes? Check. Whatever the guy in the top right corner is doing? Check. The world of possibilities is limitless.
If you thought that this couldn't get any better, well, you were wrong. In case it gets cold out but you still want to tote your little guy around, we've got good news for you. You can also get a baby jacket. It's made of 60% fleece, 35% polyester and 5% spandex, which basically guarantees you and your baby all the warmth and comfort you could ask for. It comes with two hoodies - one for you, and one for baby, which is more or less the cutest thing we can imagine, so you should probably get your hands on one.