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This Is How Mike Pence Is Slowly Trying To Get As Far Away As Possible From The Trump Family

Back up slowly Mike Pence...very, very slowly.

This Tennis Player Had The Perfect Response To A Reporter's "Casual Sexism"

Reason 1089 why women LOVE Andy Murray.

These Guys Are Proving That You Can Be Both Muslim And Gay

One of the first gay Muslim marriages in Britain.

Some Of The Most Common Causes Of Pet Poisoning In Every State

Is your pet living in an environment that is toxin free?

Nevada Just Legalized Weed And They're Already Running Out

Things are getting serious.

This Is What Happened When Republicans Asked For 'Obamacare Horror Stories,' And It's Absolutely Hilarious

Well that got pretty awkward...

Real Reasons Why You Should Pee In Your Shower Every Day

You know that you already do it anyway.

Pieces Are Still Washing Ashore 20 Years After The Great Lego Spill

It's a Lego Invasion!

Trump Supporters Were Outraged After NPR Tweeted The Declaration Of Independence

There are far too many people who don’t know anything about this country's history.

Serena Williams Posed Topless For 'Vanity Fair,' And Some People Are Calling It 'Disgusting'

Pretty sure she doesn’t care what we think anyway.

Josh Groban Is Shutting Down Trump Supporters Left And Right, And It's Epic AF

Groban had no problem taking down Trump supporters...including Sean Hannity.

It's So Ridiculously Hot In Arizona That Everything Is Literally Melting

The heat is real.

A Bunch Of CIA Employees Got Fired For The Most Bizarre And Hilarious Reason

This is the dumbest reason to get fired.

This Guy Survived Falling 47 Stories Using A Technique That We Should All Know About

This is a lesson you have got to learn.

This Ridiculous Law Says A Man Can Sleep With A Woman Even If She Revokes Consent

This law should have no place in this world.