This is a man and this is his laundry attempt. We don't know how the perfectly symmetrical burns occurred but there's a lot of things in life we can't explain.
This child grew up to have a debilitating phobia of tomatoes all because his father couldn't eat like a responsible human.
"Congratulations, it's a...birth?" Nice try, MAN. We all know you just forgot to buy a card at the store.
This man digressed back to childhood at the mere thought of tidying his room, then in true toddler fashion, fell asleep. Charming.
This very tall man hung a mirror for its wife. How very kind...she is 5'1".
What a funny man indeed. He tried to bake a pie but gave up in the least mature way possible. That explains why Timmy got sent home from school for swearing.
An unsuspecting woman asked this man to run her a bath. What she got instead was a heart attack.
Woman: "Please, can you put some pasta on the stove?"
Man: "Sure thing, honey!"
We are not amused.
This was one man's hilarious reaction to his wife's request of a diamond necklace. He is now single.
When asked to take a photo of his girlfriend, this man really put in the effort.